This opens a proxy on your machine to `HOST` via `PORT`.
ssh -NCD PORT USER@HOST
Now you can make `apt` work through `HOST`:
Acquire::http::Proxy "socks5h://127.0.0.1:PORT"; Acquire::https::Proxy "socks5h://127.0.0.1:PORT";
Or `curl`:
curl --socks5-hostname 127.0.0.1:PORT example.org
Or anything, really.